Getting To The Bottom Of It All

July 31, 2010

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Buttholes Are Everywhere. Just Ask Luke.

Once every few years, a website comes along that changes the world. First there was Google. Then there was Facebook. And now, Things That Look Like Buttholes.

If you’ve never before noticed that so many things look like buttholes, you will now. You can even participate, too! Sign up for a free Tumblr account and let the fun begin.

Happy Hunting!

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New Guam Showtimes

July 19, 2010

in Shows




Hey Guamites! Take note: new times for my Guam shows on August 6 and 7 are 7pm and 9:30pm each night.

Now go get your tickets at Shell Dededo, East Hagatna and Mangilao!

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The PO Box – Independence Day

July 5, 2010
The PO Box - Independence Day

As is our custom, we have found ways to convolute, pollute and dilute the significance of important events. Thus, Easter is now about hidden eggs and Thanksgiving is about football and having to buy looser pants. Do we even remember the original meaning of these days? Sure! Maybe. Well, no. Eggs and turkeys, to paraphrase [...]

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The Writing Is On The Wall…

July 3, 2010
Paul Ogata, Pipeline Cafe, Friday July 9, 8pm

And it says that I’m coming back home to Hawaii! Less than a week until the show, so make sure you grab your tickets now. It’s going to be fun, as my friends Kento and Cathy Tanaka will be opening. I guess I should have said “Cathy Tanaka and Kento” instead, since the other way [...]

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Ruining My New iPhone

June 23, 2010

(Blog from 2007. Let’s hope history doesn’t repeat itself tomorrow. Also, sorry about the dated Chris Benoit reference. If it helps, think of it as watching an SNL rerun with Darrell Hammond doing a Clinton sketch. It probably won’t help, though.)
I am the proud owner of an Apple iPhone.
I love everything about it: the things [...]

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Stand-Up Guamedy!

June 10, 2010
Paul Ogata at Guam Marriott Resort and Spa, August 6 & 7

2010 looks to be my year of doing shows on islands: Hong Kong, Singapore, Oahu, Kauai, Big Island, Maui, even Rhode Island. And now, Guam!
I haven’t been back to do shows in Guam for over a decade, so I’m really looking forward to returning. This time, I’m bringing along a very funny comedian friend with [...]

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LOL then LMFAO in HNL

May 20, 2010
Paul Ogata at Pipeline Café, Friday July 9, 7pm

Hey Hawaii, I’m coming back for some shows! The only public show on Oahu will be Friday July 9, 8pm, at Pipeline Café! Doors open at 7pm, so you may as well come from work and have dinner at Pipeline too. New chef, new menu, good stuff.
**Update** The LMFAO concert after my show has been [...]

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How To Gloat

May 8, 2010
Hakimullah Wolverine

When the car bomb failed to detonate in New York City’s Times Square, you had to believe the persons responsible would keep their heads down and start drawing up another plan in the cave sand. Instead, we get a press release from the Pakistani Taliban claiming responsibility.
Isn’t the first rule of gloating that you [...]

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Help! I Need To Get Lost!

May 6, 2010
Help me get Lost

Once again, i’ve scheduled an overseas trip during a season finale of ABC’s Lost. Except this time, it is the series finale. The last episode in what is probably the greatest television series in the history of ever, next to The Tortellis.
And being out of the United States means I can’t even watch Lost [...]

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A Strange Death

April 21, 2010
Thumbnail image for A Strange Death

Sometimes you see the strangest stuff while on the road. Here’s the toilet paper dispenser in my hotel room at the Army’s Aberdeen Proving Ground.
What the hell? Why is it so low?
Now, I’m not the world’s tallest guy, but even I think this is ridiculous. It sits across the toilet and near the floor. Which [...]

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