As a stand-up comic, one thing you will hear often is how brave audiences think you are, just because you get up in front of strangers and speak. But really, if you want to find some truly brave people, look no further than the nearest US military base.
Some countries require every citizen to serve in the military, but America’s army is comprised solely of men and women who make a conscious decision to put their lives on the line. That is bravery. And so it is with Fort Riley, Kansas, home of the 1st Infantry Division aka The Big Red One. The division has been on multiple deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan, and its 2nd Brigade just returned from the Gulf.
Three other comedians and I are on a Comics On Duty tour of Midwest military bases, including Fort Riley. Riley is located on picturesque, rolling country hills belying the extreme danger its soldiers are trained to confront. I suppose returning to Fort Riley and its idyllic surroundings is a nice respite from doing all the hard work and heavy lifting of the country.
As I said, I believe these people are the brave ones, not me. I make sure to tell them so and express my gratitude at the shows. Then the Garrison Commander and the commanding officer of the 2nd Brigade (Dagger Brigade) presented me with these coins:

They’re called challenge coins, you may have seen them in movies. Or maybe you are in the military and have received one yourself. With firm handshake, the full bird Colonel told me that we performed functions equally important by helping lift the morale of the troops, then presented these challenge coins. Pretty heavy moment, and I could see where he’s coming from. But in the end, I believe we are fine with the number of jesters we have, and could easily use more folks like these soldiers at Fort Riley: protectors, heroes, humanitarians and patriots.
Thank you Big Red One, I will keep these coins with me always. (Especially since it was explained to me that now as a coin-holder, I have to buy everyone a round of drinks should I be challenged to produce my coin and be unable to do so. Sneaky!)







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<3 you Paul. I love it when comics come to military bases. I didn't forget! I'm working on my material and will get on stage one day!