Lost Finale SPOILER ALERT

Lost is only my favorite show ever. EVER! So it tears me apart to know how it will end. In a bitter sweet turn of events I know someone who knows the creative geniuses behind the show. And that person has hinted to me how the series will end.

If you do not wish to ruin the fun of seeing it unfold as it airs, then stop reading. But you know you’re going to click for more.

I hear it ends like this:

After defeating the Smoke Monster, Jack tells all the Losties, “I treasure you people.” They do a big group hug and, en masse, they slowly move to the submarine. Before the submarine hatch closes, Kate yells to Jack, “I left you a note this time!”

He bids them all farewell and stays back to take over Jacob’s job on the island. He walks to the lighthouse and from the top floor, he can see Kate’s note, the words “GOODBYE. I ALWAYS LIKED BONING SAWYER BETTER.” spelled out in stones on the ground. Jack stares into the now-repaired mirror. He drifts off, mumbling, “I can see my house. I can see my house.”

Suddenly, Jack wakes up, still screaming “My house! My house!” He finds himself in bed next to Kirsten who tells him, “Charlie, we sold it already. We sold it so that Bailey could have a failed spin-off show. Go back to bed.”

Exterior shot: it is snowing. The camera pulls back to show that Charlie’s house is in a snow globe. The globe is then smashed onto a concrete floor, and from its wreckage a key is grabbed by a prisoner. It is Wo Fat. He laughs maniacally.

A director yells, “Cut! That’s a wrap.” As the crew tears down the Hawaii Five-0 set, the camera pans over to executives at the Hawaii Film Studio on the slopes of Diamond Head. One says, “We’ve got another show planned about a Ferrari-driving gumshoe. But what about after that?” Just then, a tour group passes by. A 14-year old kid with thick-rimmed glasses and a name tag which reads, “J.J.”, says, “I have an idea.”

Cut to black, insert copyrighted “thud” noise and Lost title.