Why the F#¢K are you heckling?
Why the F#¢K are you heckling?
Shame on you. As a comedian you should know better than to disrupt another comedian's show.
Well, it has not worked. You should leave the comedy show immediately and go kick your therapist's face.
What are you waiting for? Go home right now and eat several cans of beans, since your date obviously enjoys loud assholes.
Avoid going to comedy shows in the future. It's a win/win situation!
You and all of your friends should return to the frat/sorority house immediately and ask your fathers why they never loved you.
Then apologize to everyone in your lives for being soulless and miserable all these years.