Fortune And Glory, Kid

Fortune And Glory, Kid

In Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indy’s sidekick, Short Round, asks him what they are searching for. “Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory,” he replies. Much like the fictional Dr. Jones, in my career as a stand-up comic, I have...
Them’s Fighting Words

Them’s Fighting Words

It was just a matter of time before this was going to happen. Recently, the Marine Corps was ordered to open combat roles to women. Seems fair. If anybody can pass training, male or female, I’d like them defending me and my country. I’ve seen them up close and...
The 5 Types Of Idiots At Star Wars

The 5 Types Of Idiots At Star Wars

I just got back from watching a 5AM showing of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Fear not, as a huge fan of the series, I won’t reveal any spoilers here. Or, rather, I will not reveal any plot points. But I will reveal the idiots who spoiled the movie...
The Nut House

The Nut House

Ah, live improvised comedy. It’s like breakdancing on thin ice. Or swinging nunchaku blindfolded in a Precious Moments store. Or a third thing. Chain Comedy does it every Monday night in Temecula at 3rd Street Live. It’s an addictive, entertaining workshop...
How To Beat Donald Trump

How To Beat Donald Trump

Attention, Democrats! (And Republicans, too, apparently.) Donald Trump just today hit an all-new high of support in a national poll. Does it seem like he will be impossible to beat? And does it seem that the more hate he spews and negativity he generates, the more...