Dear Marvel Studios

Dear Marvel Studios

When we last left our mighty Avengers, at the end of Captain America: Civil War, Steve Rogers had walked away as the titular hero. Bucky, Steve’s replacement in the comic book and best friend, had his previously ripped-off arm re-ripped off before he was sent to...
Top Ten Movies of 2016

Top Ten Movies of 2016

Right now, chatter is beginning of who will be nominated for an Oscar, while I’m already getting sent screeners of movies for the SAG Awards. Plus, you’ll be seeing a lot of silly year-end best-of lists. The problem is these lists are always a jumping-off...
Anything Can Happen

Anything Can Happen

As the old saying goes, “Anything can happen, and it usually does.” This is a story of how my brain sort of works while I’m at my job as a stand-up comedian. Gather around and let me tell you about the gloriously weird-ass day I had at work last...
The Celebrity’s Guide For Moving To Canada

The Celebrity’s Guide For Moving To Canada

You’ve heard famous people say it every election cycle: “If <insert candidate of opposing political party> wins, I’m moving to Canada.” Well, it’s been almost three weeks since the election and so far no news about these northerly...
A Bad Case of Tequila

A Bad Case of Tequila

File this under, “It Would Be Funny If It Were Not Sadly Real.” If you yell “sooey” the pigs will come running, and the recent election of Donald Trump has summoned the hogs in ways both expected and unforeseen. With the KKK’s endorsement...

Frankie’s Holiday

No secret that I’m a huge Apple user/fan. And also no secret that I’m a huge Brad Garrett fan, both onstage and off. What a wonderful treat, then, to have this show up today: Only 2 minutes in length, it manages to be infinitely better than movies 2 hours...