Sarah S(L)anders

Sarah S(L)anders

In every conflict, you will find a purveyor of prevarication, a distiller of disinformation, a flinger of fraudulence. A liar for the regime. In the Korean War, you had Seoul City Sue. During the Vietnam War, there was Hanoi Hannah. And who could forget Saddam...
The LOL Boat

The LOL Boat

I never really watched the comedy/romance TV series, The Love Boat, when I was a kid. Too much icky romance. Yuck. Not enough comedy. All I knew for sure about the show was its catchy theme song: “Come aboard. We’re expecting you!” Well, of course...
I Am Chicken Feet

I Am Chicken Feet

Time to face facts: I am the chicken feet of comedy. Yes, I said chicken feet. In China, they are called Jī jiǎo. In Indonesia, they are ceker. And in the Philippines they are adidas. Taking a look at chicken feet’s Wikipedia page, it seems that I tend to work...
Land of the Fury, Home of the Berated

Land of the Fury, Home of the Berated

Hello, my fellow Americans. Since some of us ignore what the #TakeTheKnee movement is all about and would rather set up straw men like flag/anthem etiquette, do you want a glimpse into the Land Of What Might Be? Last year, while on tour in India, I was loudly...
The World’s Greatest Psychic

The World’s Greatest Psychic

***UPDATE*** MORE EVIDENCE IN COMMENTS SECTION BELOW*** Earlier last week, as I was stuck on a cruise ship because of Hurricane Irma, I took advantage of the free Wi-Fi (Royal Caribbean was simply awesome with helping the stranded at sea) to watch the live Apple Event...
The Lost San Francisco Diary

The Lost San Francisco Diary

I exist in a weird limbo between being horrible at keeping things and yet equally as bad at throwing them away. Let me give you an example. Ten years ago, I entered the San Francisco International Comedy Competition. I thought I might keep an account of the...